Comments on: Eric “Arthritis Hands” Clapton SUCKS.

By: Clapton Is God

Clapton Is God — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:20:31 +0000

man, you have menthal diharrea, you don’t know nothing ’bout music. the REAL blues has no theory you fucking dickhead. do you think that the players from the delta in the 1920s learned theory. you say this because you surely are one of those motherfuckers that learn a scale and say they play blues. you say all that crap surely, because eric GOD clapton FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS. FUCK YOU SCARFACE

By: danton

danton — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:42:22 +0000

Bonamassa and Gary Moore!!! Blues Legends !?!?!

WHAT?????

I agree with you bout Clapton, he sounds nervous when he plays blues solo’s, like he’s tryin to copy the greats but is scared incase he sounds shite.

Gary Moore is a horrible horrible blues player. Sure he can play real fast, but oh god he sucks ass way more than Clapton ever does.

As for Bonamassa, I borrowed his discography off a friend of mine, and I was left seriously sickened. The guy plays cheesy oil slick blues and is way way overproduced!!! Blues legend my arse.

I could name about 100 blues guitarists i’d rate above either of these wannabes.

Crappy here,

Remember, I did say I’m not really a blues fan…These are cat’s I respect. So, you say you could name about 100. Okay…..shoot!

By: Dave the Boss Man

Dave the Boss Man — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:59:20 +0000

What do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common?? They both suck without Cream. I think that during his Cream era Clapton helped redefine modern rock guitar. He was one of the first guys to put Gibson guitars and Marshall amps together. His tone during Cream was trend setting. As soon as picked up a strat he turned into Eric CRapton. My proof is the Cream reunion DVD from just a few years back. His tone and playing totally watered down what used to be some pretty rockn material. And yeah his singing is pretty terrible. Lastly, he’s really not a “blues man”. Hes a blues styled lead player. An honest look at his set list and discography(sp?) reveals some blues material amongst an overwhelming amount of pop and rock songs.

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:25:59 +0000

Awww Clapton fucked your girlfriend? Sad little bitch, go take a broken broom and shove it up your ass like you always do. You pedo faggot.

Crappy here,

Hey, thanks for stopping by! Come back again!!

By: emaN

emaN — Sat, 16 May 2009 23:03:06 +0000

Could you please tone down the insults and obscenities? I think you can still carry your point across without sounding like a black man from Compton.

Crappy here,
Haa haa haa!!!! Very funny!!!! I’ll see what I can do for ya!!

By: Rocket Surgeon

Rocket Surgeon — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:11:01 +0000

Yeah,he sucks…what surprises me is how you haven’t touched on the way he rides the coat-tails of others. How he wrote a song for the death of a child he never saw and then sold it to a movie that sucked too. Clapton is DOG (shit). That graffitti was rushed, and dyslexic.

Any song that has some general appeal was written by someone else and Clapton supplied the drugs and girls for credit.

Why couldn’t you have stolen John’s wife Yoko instead? Lenon may have beaten smack and Yoko could have bled the life out of you! Cripes!

Let’s hope The Devil collects in grand fashion his pay from that contact at the crossroads

By: CLAPTON SUKS DIDK

CLAPTON SUKS DIDK — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:08:10 +0000

SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE, yeah good riff SO THE FUCK WHAT. geebus, what else you got, layla?… LAYLAs LAMELA.

CLAPTON IS AN OVERRAATED RACIST GUITARIST.

AND HIS COVERS BLOW CUZ HE THINKS HE WROTE THEM

By: Motorbreath

Motorbreath — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 13:55:47 +0000

Wow, I just stumbled across this website, and it is obvious you have NO clue what you are talking about. Does trashing other musicians make you feel better about yourself? All this ranting only makes you look like a tool with a dirty mouth. I think you need some friends.

Crappy here,

What’s obvious is that, YOU, have no clue, as is true with anyone with an I.Q. below 75. Since you think what I’m saying is “trashing” other musicians, than you will never know or want to know, the true creative alternative that lives. I don’t attack REAL artists. And, if having friends means to have friends like you, I sure as shit don’t need them. Thankfully, it doesn’t mean that at all.

By: Boogatsjing

Boogatsjing — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:41:05 +0000

Ok… My dad says he sucks because he has no feel whatsoever on his playing… I tried listening to some of his songs, and I have to say, the don’t suck very hard. It’s just because he does it all in plans. All pentatonic scales. That’s what blues is all about. Just, listen to a song like Sunshine Of Your Love, then listen to Stairway to Heaven (Jimmy Paige). See the difference? Lemme tell you:

Clapton: Intro, Couplet, Refrain, Couplet, Refrain, Solo. (End)

Paige: Intro, Couplet, Couplet (varied), Couplet (varied twice), Refrain, Couplet (varied again), Couplet (varied again!), Refrain (varied), Solo, Ending, (Some Text), The End.

I personally don’t like Clapton that much, but he isn’t THAT bad… M’kay!?

Crappy here,

You sound like a young person, a young girl to be specific. Since your post is clean and nice, I’ll respond the same. Some people as they become more seasoned in life, their tastes change. Things you liked to do when you were very young, aren’t necessarily so much fun when you’re a little older. Books you may have read in 2nd and 3rd grade, don’t hold your attention the same way as when you’re 12 years old, 18 years old or 22+. Do you see where I’m going with this? In the beginning I listened a little, to many of these players when I first started playing guitar and I outgrew them very, very quickly. Just the way you outgrew those books you read in 2ND grade. I know what is possible musically, technically and creatively with the guitar with my own creativity as well as the players I have the utmost respect for. Popular music today, here in the U.S., where true creativity aspires to grow, is terribly frowned upon and squashed immediately.

I hope I’ve been able to explain a little bit to you. If not, have your dad read this and maybe he can help you to understand.

Thanks for reading my post and check back.
Crappy….

By: Jon

Jon — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:32:29 +0000

“The more you know, the farther you will go.” – I think you meant further. I would have thought that furthering your education would have taught you the difference.

Crappy here,

You say tomato, I say tomato. I may phrase it any way I like.