RUSH the Band…awww…FUCKIN’ SUCKS INTO ORBIT.

Progressive Metal/Rock, just as the name says, “Progressive means moving forward,” is always on the cutting edge of new and innovative. It’s just the best stuff out when looking for something “new” and how about……”Progressive.” This is not Rush. There never was nor will there ever be anything progressive about Rush. I find people who are into Progressive Metal/Rock, feel they need to include these hacks in their Prog Metal list of fav’s. There is only one good thing about this dumb fuckin’ band….that is the drummer, Neil Peart. He needs to be playing with real musicians. But, that doesn’t mean I think Peart is that good of a drummer either. Just better at what he does than the other two jack-offs. And, when it comes to a small handful of the worst singers ever, that fuckin’ toucan Geddy Lee pops right up   (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PortraitOfAToucan.jpg

Geddy Lee’s whiny, nasally, complaining vocals, sound so much like Alice Kramden of The Honeymooners, in rare form goin’ off on Ralph. When I hear Geddy start up with his shit, I imagine seeing a large skillet flying, like an ICBM through the air to kiss his scarecrow face, exactly like a cartoon. And then see the metal of the pan mold around and take shape of his huge beak. Oh…if only that could stop his noise. Geddy’s bass playing is almost as useless as Alex Lifeless’ guitar playing. Geddy’s bass playing is just so weak with nothing to add. The guy just can’t play anything creative at all. Geddy works his bass like it’s a wrench on a nut. Alex Lifeson must be the most pathetic excuse for a guitar player right alongside The Firm of U2 (believe me, I’ll get to those useless-worthless U2 fuckers). Rush may be in 2nd place for being the most overrated band to have success in the world.

 Really, what does Lifeson need with a guitar anyway? Lifeson handles a guitar just like an actor does in a movie and you know that actor has never picked up one before in his life. I’ve seen children operate an inflatable ballon guitar with more dexterity than Lifeson. Watching Alex Lifeson try to work a guitar, is like watching a 95 year old with advanced arthritis use a Rubik’s Cube.

Then there’s the music of Mush…er..ahh..Rush. Songs with no ending in sight. And these lackluster songs just go on and on and on. Maybe if Rush had a real guitar player and a real bass player, then you’d have something. But, if you did that, then you’d have a real band anyway, wouldn’t cha’? So, in closing, if you’re into Prog Metal that’s great, good for you for having some taste. But, if you like these guys Rush, they don’t belong in the same catagory as real players.

Crappy…..

 

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  1. i used to love rush, then i grew up. now i’m ashamed of it.

  2. everything sucks….except that which you like ?

    why so negative ? are you that insecure or what ?

    you’re really spreading ugliness out here , and for

    what ? does it make you feel good about yourself to be

    critcal and mean ? i don’t get it . i’m sure i suck too !

  3. I laugh at your ignorance!!

    Crappy here,

    Coming from a dumb-ass such as yourself, that is a complement. Thanks!

  4. I agree with what you’re saying. I think Rush is one of the most over-rated crap bands to ever disgrace this country. I can’t immagine why anyone would ever like them. Before I knew anything about them I seriously used to think that the lead singer was some chinese chick with a super annoying voice. It came as a with great surprise (and horror) to find out that the lead singer was some obnoixous white guy with the most crap voice this world has ever had the displeasure of hearing. They can’t STFU too soon.

    Crappy here,

    Thank you!! I’m always relieved to know I’m not alone when I read a rare response from someone who’s I.Q. is in the 3 digits. I’m glad you enjoyed my truth which is THE truth. Keep using your brain!

    • Rush is actually from canada.

    • What! Rush IS the best band in the world whether u like it or not! (besides a couple.

      • AGAIN “person”, FUCK YOU AND YOUR “RUSH IS THE GREATEST BAND IN THE WORLD” BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF. I’M SURE CRAPPY WOULD SAY THE SAME THING.

  5. Hey Bub Rush is the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band. Every single band member in there has what it takes to put on a awesome performance. Hey it’s just my opinion but ur opinion about them is just gay and stupid. Swearing isn’t cool espically to a great band. Hey at least they r making money and living a dream with great music unlike u just making a big deal about it.

    Crappy here,

    Yes, it is just your opinion, and your opinion is worthless. A child, if left unattended with free access to candy and cookies, will eat candy and cookies until the child gets sick. Why does a child do this? Because, a child does not know any better. This is the exact reason why dog-shit bands like Rush are still popular. You losers don’t know any better and don’t want to know better. The swearing I use in all my posts is justifiable and appropriate. Plus, my well written, factual and informative pieces support it. They’re making money? Yes, they are and so do drug dealers. That doesn’t make it a good thing for the buyers.

  6. Crappy,

    I totally agree with you about Rush. I can’t stand it when people treat them like they are the pioneers of music. THEY’RE NOT!!! You should be glad that they are not in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame. I agree with what you said about Neil Peart. He’s the only great thing about the band and he’s a great drummer. I can’t stand the other members either. I’m totally with you. As a fan of classic rock, I will still go on by saying that Rush is the most pretentous and overrated rock group on the entire face of the earth. I prefer ZZ Top anytime over the terrible music of Rush.

    • Wow u r so pathetic!

      • FUCK YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE “person”!

  7. lol are you serious or just trolling? if you are serious, then you are one of the most pathetic people I came across on web. only the fact that you call geddy a bad bass player proves that you know nothing about music. please do us a favor and kill yourself. and if you are a troll, again kill yourself. you are a total waste of oxygen.

    Crappy here,

    What IS pathetic, is YOU are a typical dumb-ass shit-for-brains that thinks “Geddy the Toucan” can play bass. You must think Geddy’s nasally whining is singing too, right? You’re just another moron of millions whose musical taste is up your ass. Yep, I’m the real deal. Hey, I’m glad you’re real too, otherwise who would change my oil at Jiffy Lube? You better get used to hearing, “Hey asshole!! Don’t forget the windows!!”

    • To start, I love RUSH, they aren’t my favorite-but definitely one I go to on my Ipod every so often. Crappy, you obviously have a strong opinion, and even though i disagree with it I respect you speaking out. I also hate the amassing amount of fans to RUSH that do not know Rush, and I respect that you have taking the time to decide they aren’t worth dog shit (Even though I may disagree).

      When you say you aren’t implying Neil Peart is a great drummer, whether you like the band or not, that guy is a god with the drum kit.

  8. hey crappy – how you doing, you shitty asshole

    Crappy here,
    Great! Thanks for asking, sweetheart! ox

  9. Crappy here,

    Below is a reprint of an exchange I had just a few weeks ago (the week coming out of the 4Th of July weekend 2009) on here about Mush with this jack-off going by the names, Fred, Matt, and Dick. I decided to compile the entire event to save space. This shit-beetle thought he was going to tell me how things are going to be run. Well, I’m sure all of you know by now who’s running things. So, sit back and enjoy just how angry this guy got. By the way, take notice just how many times a day he posted.

    Author : Dick York
    Submitted on 2009/07/02 at 7:45pm

    Comment:
    You don’t like Rush because it’s uncool to like them and because you can’t follow
    the complexities. And that’s ok – because now you listen to boy bands while spanking
    your tiny monkey to posters of the boy bands. How do I know this? I’m your neighbor,
    you dumb shit.

    FU pussy

    Author : Dick York
    Submitted on 2009/07/02 at 7:47pm

    Comment:
    You’re also always gay

    Author : Dick York
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:45 PM

    Comment:
    crappy – you continuous pussy. you keep deleting my comments.

    FU – you puss

    Author : matt
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:45 PM

    Comment:
    You deleted my comments that showed you’re an illogical douche bag that sucks off and boys.

    You’re a pussy.

    Author : Dick York
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:45 PM

    Comment:
    Oh, you’ll moderate it. You’ll delete it.

    Crappy is extremely illogical in addition to being outright stupid and ignorant. You don’t have to like Geddy’s bass playing to understand he is extremely talented. But since you’re a racist, you hate him.

    FU til the end, you cockbag.

    Crappy here,
    Everyone try to forgive Matt. You the readers won’t know this but, old Matt here forgot to wear his helmet one day, and originally posted a few of the above comments in the wrong place all together. So I’m helping him out by re-posting them here in the correct area.

    Author : Dick York
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    Crappy, quite aptly named, prefers smoking pole while listening to Culture Club, than listening to good music.
    Like someone else said (wrote), kill yourself.

    Author : Dick York
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    Now I understand, after seeing your shitty youtube channel. You’re a butt-rocker. No wonder you hate Rush, you jack off to Poison and Winger. That explains why you can’t appreciate good music.

    Hey dumbfuck: Paul Gilbert is a huge Rush fan. He’s said it many times in interviews.
    Steve Vai called Lifeson a virtuso when he appeared on Vai’s Christmas album or whatever it was. Please try to pay attention. Your heroes know good music but somewhere along the line you got your ass kicked by a Rush fan and that’s why you hate them. Go play your pointy Jackson guitar, you cockbag.

    And of course you haven’t posted any of your songs – YOU DON’T HAVE ANY! YOU’RE NOT ANY GOOD!

    You could very well be one of the worst persons that has ever existed. If I had to choose which to save, between you and an ant that was about to be hit by a car-I’d pick the ant.

    FU, you spandex-wearing, mullet-sporting butt-rock douche!

    Author : Fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    ha I was right, you deleted them all. you homo pussy

    faced!

    Author : Fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    Faced: Vai and Gilbert are great and they both love Lifeson. You don’t and that means you’re wrong and lame.

    I’m going to comment everyday until you’re dead.

    Author : Fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    Dead = you shut your crappy site (pun intended) down.

    Author : Fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    Vai and Gilbert would mock you for not being able to appreciate Rush.But they’d never talk to a douche like yourself anyway.

    Author : Fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    I doubt you’ve ever listened to rush.

    Author : Fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:46 PM

    Comment:
    he’s negative because he’s not a good guitar player and those that are, often like Rush and he doesn’t get it. The complexities cause him confusion.

    He sux.

    Author : fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 4:47 PM

    Comment:
    Your heroes Gilbert and Vai love Rush and you just can’t understand that. It’s because you’re a terrible guitarist. You haven’t posted any of your music because it’s embarrassing and dreadful and you know it.

    You’re also a major pussy.

    Even a cursory listen to the guitar solo in “Freewill” will prove amazing guitar work to the most uneducated of pricks like yourself. But you’ve chosen to be a douche bag. So there you go. You’re also pissed because you’re a major failure and Rush have been
    successful for 5 decades. You’re still a janitor. Ha, you’re a janitor and a loser. FU!

    See ya tomorrow, you cheeseball buttrocker. Now remember, cockbag, I’m gonna come back everyday day for the rest of your unsuccessful life.

    Author : fred
    Thursday, July 9, 2009 5:01 PM

    Comment:
    Blasting-Zone.com: Other than VAN HALEN , musically, what are you influences?

    Paul Gilbert: “Just about every rock band and every guitar player from 1964 to 1984. To me, that’s the golden period of rock. From the first BEATLES album hitting America to the last VAN HALEN album with David Lee Roth . That’s where all my favorite rock exists. More specifically, for guitar players, it would be Jimmy Page, Eddie Van Halen , Robin Trower, Pat Travers, Alex Lifeson, Angus Young, Tony Iommi, the guys from DEF LEPPARD, the guys from AEROSMITH…Nancy Wilson, Johnny Winter…the list just goes on and on and on.”

    Crappy here,

    Matt-Fred-Dick with just so many similarities, appears to be all one in the same asshole. Or, the actual name your parents call you, “The Accident.” You must be another Canadian or the same one.

    I’ll address some of your comments, the ones that suit me. I, unlike you Matt-Fred-Fuck,
    I have a fun life AWAY from the Internet. I have a real life. That means I go out into the daylight and the night time. I see real people. You Matt, like so many who live in front of a computer screen 18 hours a day or more, clicking “refresh” looking for a response from me. Your the type that thinks the people you add as “friends” on your facebook and/or myspace pages are actually your friends. You lead a pathetic existence.

    I don’t respond to every single persons comments because I’m either too busy, I forget to, or I don’t give a shit.

    But, since “attention-deficit-disordered” Matt-Fred-Fuck, has no kind of life at all, and spent a full week (yes 7 days) trying to get my attention during my extended 7-day, 4Th of July weekend, here is my response to you, ya clumsy child. And, a warning to you and everyone first:

    I’m gonna tell ya Matt-Fred-Fuck, you little cock-roach, If I think you or anyone is trying to clog up my shit, I’ll dump all of your comments, including the few I may leave up that are relevant, and you’ll leave nothing up on my page. How da ya like that, Fucker? And, YES YOU BET YOUR FUCKIN’ ASS I CAN DO IT.

    Not that I need to again prove my superiority to any one, which of course I am. I’m going to leave all of your bullshit up for all to see for a limited time. To show once again how charitable I am and to show the kind of useless and wasted life you’ve lead, Matt-Fred-Fuck. I have no problem with yours or any ones bellyaching comments that want to leave them. I never have. BUT, when I’m outside playing and living my fun life far away from a computer, and a little underwear shit-stain like you has no patience until I come back, I just won’t put up with it. I will dump your pencil-neck-dick ass real fuckin’ fast, ya jack-off.

    It seems July is my “clarification month” Lol!! I won’t have certain comments posted on my page. Believe it or not, I do have limits. What are they? TRY to put up something I don’t like, and you’ll know what it is by it never appearing. Remember, my page is NOT a democracy. It may seem like it is, but it’s not. And, yes Matt-Fred-Fuck, I did do some editing to your bullshit. And, you better come up with some new materiel too. Otherwise, your next shit’s goin’ south, asshole.

    Now, to your dip-shit comments and questions:

    1. I don’t like Mush because they suck cock just like you, Matt. Rush’s music is only complex if you have Down syndrome.

    2. If liking Mush has become “uncool” then it’s about fuckin’ time!! HOORAY!!!!

    3. Because I don’t like Geddy, you think I’m a racist. That one you pulled right outta your ass, along with the sand rats, gophers, anal beads and your uncles cock.

    4. About my not posting my materiel. I’ve addressed this comment on another column’s reply section. So go look for it fuck-face. By the way, because I haven’t released music under the name “Crappy’s Truth,” doesn’t mean I haven’t released. As I’ve said on my front page, I’ve been around the music business block.

    5. As far as Vai and Gilbert go, I’m gonna tell ya something subtle in fact that very few people know and understand. Celebrities at any level of their career, if their smart, will NEVER, NEVER, EVER say anything negative about anyone. Negative can be something as small and insignificant as saying they don’t really like rap. Saying something like that could jeopardize and cost them everything they’ve worked their entire life for. Just for telling an innocent truth with no malice of any kind. They are obligated, obligated, obligated to only say they like everyone in order to maintain and grow their fan base. I have no obligation to anyone or anything, and therefore I have the freedom to speak the truth. And, I’ve never referred to them as my “hero’s,” but peers whom I have respect for. So read and reread it again you 4Th grade dropout.

    6. Mush has been successful for 5 decades, huh? So has heroin, cocaine and weed and that goes to show there are millions and millions of stupid morons who listen to and do a wide variety of stupid, stupid things. So, there’s another one you lost, shithead. You better go gargle, your uncle is ready for round two.

    Crappy.

    Author : fred
    Friday, July 10, 2009 10:30 AM

    Comment:
    You’re only responding because I ripped you like you’ve never been ripped before. I’m not on Facebook so you’re wrong again.I’ve posted comments these many times because I’m vigilant about bugging you til you can’t stand it. You’re the negative prick who started this website. You went out of your way to bash Rush, therefore YOU have no life, cockbag.
    Please try to pay attention.

    Artists are not obligated to say they like anyone. They rip on other bands all the time.
    Nice non-sequitur, douche bag. And remember, your aptly named aren’t ya crappy fuck?
    I don’t give a shit if you dump my comments. It proves you’re a pussy.

    Who the fuck is Matt? God your fucking dumb. As I said before, please try to pay
    attention, you mullet-sporting, stone-wash jean wearing fag. I already know why you don’t post your music you dumb fucker. I read it but I don’t believe it. You’re not any good and it’s proven by the fact that you don’t post any music. I imagine it’s a cross between Whitesnake and Winger. And yes you’ve been around the music block – sucking cock backstage at butt-rock shows.

    As I said and will continue to say everyday, because you cannot understand the dichotomy of not liking music but still understanding talent, you are one of the worst persons ever and a dead leaf on a tree has an infinite amount of more value than you.

    XO And it’s FRED, not fred-matt-dick. Pay the fuck attention you twat-hater!

    Crappy here,

    Whitesnake and Winger (among so many, many talented acts then) got the hottest chicks on the planet, put out great music, put on great live shows, are great musicians and had great style and looked great doing it. So, thanks for your compliment!! Your coronary should be kickin’ in anytime now. I’m very happy to be the cause of it! I knew my response would be over your head. I won’t spoon-feed ya, monkey-dick. Hey, did you thank your remedial english teacher for helping you use the very big words “dichotomy” and “non-sequitur?” Or, did ya just break their car windows and steal the hubcaps like normal? Oh yea, you really got me Fuck-face! You sooo got me! You really gave me a good run…..sheeesh…pleeezzze!!

    Your MASTER and OWNER always,

    Crappy! xo

    p.s. Go ahead and try to post something else, shit-stick. You’ve used up your free passes for this neck of the woods. I tripple-dog-dare ya!! Lol!!! “Woof!!”

  10. Geddy Lee can lick my left testicle. My right nut hangs a little lower than my left, so I think that the left testicle would be more appropriate for an asshole-sniffing nut licker like Geddy. Rush fucking sucks.

    My scrotal skin can be squeezed into a wrinkled, furry monster that sounds better than Geddy Lee’s squirrel voice.

    • LOL!!! Great one.

  11. Well i gota do it.
    I told you before that if you ever left me i would tell everyone on here.
    Crappys real name is Tim S*******, and he used to love Rush.
    He now hates them mostly Geddy for one reason.
    At a concert in San Diego he pushed a girl that had to be 7 months pregnant
    out of the way trying to get closer to the stage. Geddy saw it and all he said was
    to be cool man to Tim. Well that was embarrassing to say the least. Ever since that
    happend he has talked shit about them. Actually i know Tim and I think he still cares about that band. He loves to get under peoples skin.
    He will deny this, but i know the truth as well as he.
    He will be pissedi wrote this, but i told him before if he left or cheated
    on me i would do something to get under his skin..
    I think Rush are ok, before my time though.
    Hi Tim.

    Crappy here,

    Hey Michael, I am not Tim. It’s one thing for me to go off on public figures because that’s part of the shit ones gotta put up with when in the public eye. On the other hand, I’m not comfortable with putting up the full name of a private citizen you have a beef with. So, in order for me to feel comfortable, you to go off and feel better (which I totally understand), and to give Tim a little anonymity, I’ve taken the liberty to edit some of his name to give Tim some protection. People who know Tim will have enough info so he’ll still get his ass kicked a little.

    Has that satisfied your vindictiveness? For you to want to bust him with an on-line post tells me you’re someone I would get along with. :-)

    Crappy.

  12. It wont work anymore.
    Bye for the last time.
    :(

  13. i like waffles!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Ha ha, you’ve been found out, Tim. What a lame name. Hi, I’m Tim and I push pregnant chicks. That is so believable. Ha fuck you, you’ve been found out. Phoney.

  15. Ha ha this is a hilarious post. I lol’d at the Geddy Lee toucan thing. He does have a large Jewish nose.

    Of course we all know that Alex Lifeson is one of the most emotional guitar players of all time and that Geddy Lee revolutionized bass playing and that Neil Peart is easily the greatest drummer alive. But of course you know that Crappy since you have heard all 18 of their studio albums….right? I mean you must have really liked them to push pregnant women around.


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