Of course we all know that Alex Lifeson is one of the most emotional guitar players of all time and that Geddy Lee revolutionized bass playing and that Neil Peart is easily the greatest drummer alive. But of course you know that Crappy since you have heard all 18 of their studio albums….right? I mean you must have really liked them to push pregnant women around.

You run this blog but stay too messed up to tend to it much. Its a great blog and it comes up first on google should the supposed enlightened few ever type such nonsense.

You sir are neglecting your artistic craft, which I would bet a weeks pay isnt session musician.

Thats all good but you really go after Pagey for the sloppy playing and boring pentatonic based riffery like every one else yet he somehow gets a popular mythic perception of being soo original. Yet Pages solos are 99% IN the box. The minor Pentatonic box.

OK the overated Guitar God status critisism was fair enough. Jimmy himself went after many modern guitarists as the fame slipped away so cant feel sorry for him.

But every human being cant always be a straight arrow all the time. Hey he got fucked up and did too much H and played horrific renditions of his own riffs! The awful proof is only a you tube video away.

We all screw up, Pages studio work was great and the riffs were basically very good classic rock guitar heavy riffs. They were NEVER meant to be speed metal or thrash metal or death metal! Youre basically pointing the finger at a drugged out apple and comparing it to a nice straight on top of his game orange and thus your conclusions are invalid,IMO.

And it awful hypocritical of you to be so unprofessional with this blog yet chastising your betters for their lack of this same virtue.

Just turn up a big PA system with some huge speakers and play “whole lotta love” full blast for any drunken crowd. They go nuts because its such a great riff when played right. His live work sucked a lot and went undetected due to his being overrated, but did you realize he was underrated at first?

The truth probably lies somewhere in between.

I bet you have an english accent and can actally play some guitar, but much like some of your heroes you have failed to become much due to folks being bored to tears.

Were you perhaps the infamous english roadie for “Faster Pussycat” who got caught pinching the smack bag? Miss the days of listening to the sweet refrain of “in my house of pain”? Are they long gone since being fired and your acid tabs confiscated??

This is all conjecture but my instincts scream out failure for some reason.

Well since you are a punk who is passed out I will now administer the equivalent of your buddies spraying shaving cream on you while passed out!!

You two-bit non playing sack of dog shit, how dare you even comment on music with your decrepit taste. You your entire non-entourage and a dozen malmsteens to boot would never even dream of a remotely interesting lick on the level of Clapton or Page.

You wouldnt even make a small blackhead on the top of a pimple on Pages scrawny ass!!

I mean really, who has ever heard of you or any of your buddies. Could it be you are a homo who hangs out with like minded spandex clad freaks whose dick snorkling activities are only occasionally interrupted by flipping over the live yngevie album?

Crappy here,

I’ve been out drinkin with the boys again, sorry I’m writin’ after 2 a.m. There’s something that I need to say to you, I know it’s late, but this can’t wait, I just got a new tattoo.